Spiritually Laid Back

This post truthfully narrates how I (and Freddyji, and Kiaraji, and millions of others) got enlightened. Yes, we did. Glory to us! Kalki Bhagavan and Amma are absolutely great and sooo loving etc etc blah blah blah.

Stooges, losers and suckers can close this page now, please.

I am tired of hearing from commenters how "full of hatred" I am. I would like to ask you, what would you do if you spent a lot of money buying a car, computer, fridge and it didn’t work. And you realized it could never. Would you sit quietly and buy another one, never uttering a word, or warning anyone else. 

Some condescending, smart commenters pop in to say "You get what you look for". So does that excuse someone for selling fake cars/computers or medicines or anything else. If someone handed you counterfeit currency or fake medicine, can i say that was what you were looking for?

All i can say is, sadly, such people are born suckers, and you will learn the hard way, if you learn at all. 

I certainly will make my voice heard. If you don’t like it, keep away.

Or even a case of sour grapes for this unliberated soul, u mite say!

It is sooo sad, how people on this path, can get so desperate to be enlightened that they can (or their egos can) finally create an enlightened ego/self, which thinks it has died, that there is no one there etc. I really hate to mention specifics, becos then it becomes a hate campaign, but if i don’t then there is no example to show the desperation. 

After Freddyji’s leaving his "guru" i was waiting and waiting for when the other leading westerner, K Windbreaker (name changed to protect ego) would call it a day, and confess he had got laid spiritually. But he did a greater one on himself, by declaring himself enlightened. His description of course clearly reveals its own falsity. If he had to fake it, he could have at least read Sri Ramana or some others and faked it properly.

Here is some of the crap KW writes:

"I had always seen enlightenment as the end of my spiritual journey, the ultimate in human attainment. I now see that it is merely another beginning. Enlightenment is both an event and a process. The event corresponds to the restructuring of the brain following the ‘diksha’. It is also an ever-deepening process. Consciousness has its own intelligence, its own cycles, and it is an endless journey of discovery."

And so here we have it. The illusion still hasn’t ended, there is STILL someone there, experiencing change, experiencing some "ever-deepening". And so KW has laid himself.
Interestingly, for a couple of years after he attended the ‘dicksha’, he had admitted not being enlightened and that Bugwan told him it would happen soon. But KW’s business (books, workshops etc) could not wait. Now he has gone back and re-written the whole thing to appear as though he did get enlightened.

And so we have one more enlightened ego on the loose.
Someone writes:
"I work as a healer and gave a treatment to a lady in Germany who just came back from the 21 days trip in India with (name removed). There was absolutely no trace of super divine light; she was full of entities and other wierd stuff. I didn’t tell her anything because I knew she would tell me I’m an idiot. She had already planned the next trip to see (name removed)!!!
Anyway, ultimatly it’s their karma! "

Here’s what an acquaintance of the divine couple has to say:
"I used to know ***** Bug-wan as Vijay Kumar, a clerk in the Life Insurance Corp of India. He was involved in running a school in Rajupeta. He used to be quite a charlatan. He was a basically promoted by a naive and gullible Dr. Shankar , a former Principal of Valley school. These two chaps got the land through Dr. Rajasekar Reddy and Mr.Shreeniwas.

It is your choice: You can join this band and live a lie or you could see through such Charlatans and dare to live alone. This ***** fellow has stolen the ideas of J.Krishnamurti, Osho, Vipasana and others. He is a veteran crook!"

 So if you still want to be gang-banged, head on to South-India with only $6000 in your pocket for 21 days, and if you are indian, you get laid a lot faster, at a heavy discount (in 3 days for about Rs 5000). But that’s just the account opener. Soon the demands for the Rs 100,000 darshans start coming in.

While you were all popping the bubbly on Jan 1st, we were heaving a big, huge, sigh of relief that Kalki Bhagwan’s prediction of 60-90% of mankind being exterminated in 2006, did not come true.
We dont wish to annoy KB and Amma who are doing great work in (en)lightening your pockets and thus relieving you all bliss-seekers of the stress of managing so much money, so we will go with what HE and HIS deluded/long-suffering dasas are saying, that the earth was saved due to Kalki’s grace.
Did we ever doubt that !

So we can all now live peacefully, that we and the earth are going to be around for some more time, till the next godman predicts it doom.

Recently, this unassuming and unworthy blog was thrust into the limelight by the kind attention of Jody"Guruphiliac" Radzik.  Well, he was  generous enough to think that  we (i mean "I" really, but i love the way he calls himself "we")
 have had a major transformation. Well, as truth has it, we haven’t, we are scarecly anymore advanced on Kalki Bhagavan’s enlightenment evolutionary scale of 1000, than his (Jody’s) imaginary dog’s posterior.

But we can’t resist declaring from the rooftop that the bhakti of our Beloved Lord has removed all the rancour against the one we previously ranted against here quite an bit. Completely, totally, no question of ever going back on it.

Which is not to say that things were right there. That we condone them. (Today we understand by what unethical means "experiences" were triggered in us and others close to us, including family members, some of those unethical techniques rather long-lasting, unfortunately). We have spoken, it was recorded by others, posted around, quoted in several places, so our silence today doesn’t make a difference. It is just that the internal struggle against it, the asking God, "Why did it have to happen with me?" - all that is gone. I understand why God sent me there, I thank Him for pulling me out fast, I thank God for clearing my mind so that i could recognized, accept and fall at the feet of my Beloved Sadguru.

There is such a deep need in the bhakta to love everyone, to see his Lord in everyone, that one has to wash the resentment out of one’s mind, and it is this desperation caused out of (if i may say, sincere) love for the Guru that helped us to overcome the rancour and sense of hurt and violation of one’s self. Plus the loving warmth of the Guru’s Feet which helped us forget those whom we felt had wronged us.

Jody-ji does call us "optimistic" at a later stage. We would say we are worse than optimistic, we are naive, totally. Even after one ‘bad’ experience. What can we do, having fallen into the Feet of the glorious Arunachala ; what can we possibly do but love everyone and everything.

Perhaps Jody will understand our feelings, being a bhakta himself, or perhaps he will mock us and our Beloved; either way we will remember that he is the same soul as us.