Real Kalki Avatar has arrived
A minor announcement follows. For those of you who have waited thousands of years for the arrival of the Kalki Avatar, and have been deeply and understandably disappointed by various charlatans like Vijay Kumar (Kalki Bhagavan and Amma, aka Kracki, Krapki etc) and a few more we won’t name, your wait could finally be over. Somewhere in the holy land of California sits the real Kalki Avatar biding His time (at Starbucks), waiting for the moment He will ascend His white arabian stallion and fly all over Mother Earth chopping heads off, or whatever. And He promises this will be on TV (Ed: hopefully not a paid channel).
Announcement: The real Kalki Avatar has arrived. Very gently click on this link, don’t break your mouse in trying to be the first to get there. His Holiness speaks at great length about Kalki Bhagavan and Amma. Very enlightening page. You may leave comments on the blog, too. (Yup, he has a blog, and asks for one dollar on his site from viewers to pay his bills). Keep sedatives at hand. Btw, Sri Kalki’s command over the English language is unrivalled, so keep dictionary in hand, too.
Move over, Amma Bhagavan and Orcs, we really believe this guy!
Tiny excerpt:
Fate of False Kalki, False Padma (Amma), his son Krishna, his wife, and his close followers will have such a horrible punishment that the world has never seen before. Everything will be broadcast live on Television. Wait for exciting events coming up soon. Till then let them enjoy royal life.
Ed: Hey, Sir Kalki, I hope there won’t be blood and gore all over the planet. I don’t mind if you just give Kalki and Amma a light spanking on their bottoms with a large trout, or even with one of Kracki’s own publications. And an extra 2 or 3 smacks for his indian dasas who extorted money out of us, an extra one from me too. But nothing more, please. No more lynchings, crucifixions, etc, for Christ’s sake. No more Mel Gibson movies. Sorry for being such a damp squib forgiver/pacifist etc. (And please remember that I am NO LONGER a follower. Spare me the whack !!!!)
