Spiritually Laid Back

A regular reader shares with us a miracle of Kalki he experienced once:

"Those were the days when I was following Kalki. We were all forced to celebrate the Anniversary when Vijay Kumar was married off to Padmavati, as this would bring us all untold grace, and them a lot of money and recruits (read: more money). We were told that in India people celebrate the marriage of Krishna and other Gods and get a lot of grace. Grace, grace, grace!

We had to invite a lot of people to the "marriage", we were forced to sell some cassettes of bhajans, and a pearl necklace (which would arrive shortly … it never did, everyone paid for the thing, but none here got it) and also forced to take up and make others take up a fast (vrat) or puja of 21 days which would culminate in a paid darshan of Amma. And that would bring us … you got it, untold grace.

Stories began doing the rounds that there were miracles at the houses of devotees who were celebrating the marriage. Lights emanating from the srimurthy. Everyone who had not conducted a marriage was eager to do so now, hoping to have a miracle in his drawing room. I saw such a miracle. 

 I was at yet another marriage, had seen no miracles, and of course was expecting none. Would God ever shower His grace on an unbelieving shmuck like me. Sure i did the deekshas and paid darshans and all, but was I really dying to suck Kalki and Amma’s toes. Not really, not even for enlightenment. Such an undevoted devotee was I!

Getting back to the story of the miracle I saw, there we were, singing some bhajan in praise of Kalki and Amma, and suddenly I see a shining from the srimurthy.  I can’t believe my eyes! Finally I have grace crashing in on me. Mr. Shmuck gets grace! I stood up and tried to attract attention. No one else could see it. Then some tilted their heads … and could!
I would be forever remembered as the guy who first saw the light emanating from Kalki’s divine mouth. I took pictures and confirmed that it came in camera too. Incontrovertibe evidence, even Jody could not fault!!!

 Then some time later the daughter of one devotee told me rather casually that she had put lip-gloss on Kalki’s mouth. That’s why it was shining! (Well, I give the gal 100 points for honesty.) There went my miracle, down the drain, to the septic tank! Grace sort of just slid off like water slides off a water-proof jacket. So now, i finally knew how the miracles of light all over town were happening. Just a little lip-gloss, that’s all folks. Would a guy even know that such a thing as lip-gloss existed.

 We were all told by Kalki himself of celestial miracles that would happen by the end of 2005. Of course, nothing happened … except all the lip-gloss, kumkum and honey in India was suddenly selling out. Kalki was to "storm" North India by September 2005. Well, he’s pretty much still holed in in the South of India, kicked out of his own state of Tamil Nadu (to Andhra Pradesh) and it’s 2007 now.

 The date for global enlightenment has been miraculously sliding from 2012 to 2018, and by now it could be rubbing cheeks with eternity."

Thanks for sharing the miracle, pal. Back to us.

I am no psychic, but i predict that VK, the Lord of Doom, will be completely run out of business by Jody/Guruphiliac. If you insist on a date I will say "by 2012".  VK’s Oneness Temple, which carries the stench of Mordor will be razed to the ground before it sees the light of day. VK will most likely seek asylum in the US where his son is accumulating land and wealth. Once exposed, he will have not even a rat-hole to hide in, in India. The naxalites and other groups will be after his life for fleecing the poor. And thus, the purveyor of doom will meet his own doom.