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April 23, 2007

Beware of the God

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Choosing A Guru

When choosing a guru you should ask yourself the following questions:
1. Does he bite?
2. Is he good with children?
3. How much does he eat, and how much will it cost to feed him?
4. If he isn’t neutered, and you don’t intend to have him neutered, are you willing to put up with a guru that tries to hump everyone in sight?
5. Is the guru you are considering well-bred, and does he come with papers? (And not just a Post-it note from Muktananda that has to be translated ad nauseam to try and make it sound more significant than it was intended to be).

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  1. For your info: Beware of the God is also a project documenting the intersections of religion and politics; especially in Australia. It includes essays, dossiers, links, a 30 second ‘movie’, free sticker-postcards, and projections onto clouds.

    Comment by Beware — May 4, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

  2. You may be interested to know that Beware of the God is also a project documenting the intersections of religion and politics; especially in Australia. It includes essays, dossiers, links, a 30 second ‘movie’, free sticker-postcards, and projections onto clouds.

    Comment by Beware — May 4, 2007 @ 9:28 pm

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