Spiritually Laid Back

January 17, 2007

Mankind saved from destruction !! Thanks Kalki !!

Filed under: humor, mind-droppings

While you were all popping the bubbly on Jan 1st, we were heaving a big, huge, sigh of relief that Kalki Bhagwan’s prediction of 60-90% of mankind being exterminated in 2006, did not come true.
We dont wish to annoy KB and Amma who are doing great work in (en)lightening your pockets and thus relieving you all bliss-seekers of the stress of managing so much money, so we will go with what HE and HIS deluded/long-suffering dasas are saying, that the earth was saved due to Kalki’s grace.
Did we ever doubt that !

So we can all now live peacefully, that we and the earth are going to be around for some more time, till the next godman predicts it doom.

Freddy Bhagavan better than Kalki now

Filed under: humor, thoughts

Dear Freddy-ji after leaving the Kalki charade, has started his own show promising 100% cures and other miracles on phone. We just got a email from Freddy Bhagavan and Madeliene Amma. Some of it is quoted below, gory details ommitted. However, they surely seem to be more miraculous than KB and gang.

Almost 100% were healed over the phone

Freddy just completed an OpenLife tour in Russia – 10 towns. Howard Wills joined the groups over the phone. 99% of the people reported that ALL their lower back pains were healed – it took just 3-5 minutes .

People did not know what to say, as they had never heard of similar results before. The middle part of the spine as well as upper (incl. shoulders and neck problems) were little less, approx. 90% said they were healed.  

In Freddy’s courses this winter and spring, Howard plans to take part over the phone and do a similar healing (incl. deep union with the Light and spinal healing) and if time permits, even more parts of the body.  

Aliyah – one of the most gifted psychic ever – is coming to USA (May) for the first time

"It was completely amazing that Aliyah was so incredibly accurate with everything. I got huge amounts of specific information that no one else could have given me without knowing me."
Harald Kjellin, Stockholm, Professor 

"Aliyah gave me a karmic diagnoses so profound as only my higher Self could have given me. She told about all important things and more in my soul, and made me see things there that I had not noticed. She did not only give 100% accurate information, she always told me how to get free of all the blocks hindering the perfect flow in my life."   

 

The email goes on and on, giving program schedules, prices not mentioned. Deeksha and program levels are spoken of. Is Jody Ratzig keeping track of Freddy or is he lost in the doings of the boring SSRS, MMY and other non-entities. 

Brownie points from dear Kalki

Filed under: humor

It is so nice to come back from a long spiritual retreat (alone by oneself, not all those pathetic satsanghs conducted by so-called spiritual teachers) and find that one is remembered by Kalki’s stooges. I get this wonderful mail from press@onenessuniversity.org telling me about the points i can make for each participant.

The mail subject is "Press Invitation - Jan07 26th, 27th, 28th - Very special for High level press dignitaries". A snippet of the boring mail is presented, praps you will be blessed to peruse the same. 

 

I am very happy to write to you this letter about the 3 day Vara Deeksha program concluding with an interactive session with Sri Bhagavan exclusively for the owners, chief editors and program directors of the press and media from
26th – 28th January 2007 (Friday – Sunday) held in
Varadiahpalem. Since you have taken up the responsibility of developing the press and media department of the Oneness University in your state, it will be a great opportunity to contact such people and brief them about the
University by giving necessary materials like brochures, DVDs and videos along with
the enclosed invitation. Kindly make use of this opportunity to send some key personalities of your state to the Oneness University for this program and fulfill your vision of reaching out Sri Bhagavan’s message and grace to
the press and media of your state.

Kindly
contact different devotees / sevaks who may also have press and media contacts in your state / city and invite them to the program.

You may also visit the website www.indianewspapersociety.org,
Press Trust of India and Press Bureau of India
for your state and see the members and send the invitations and personal follow up. You may also visit their offices with the necessary materials and invite them.

You will also be happy to know that for every participant you send you will receive
1 point. You can also work on sharing the points with sevaks and devotees when contacts are provided.

 

To prevent further suffering, I have not included more of the mail here. For more you could check out this

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